it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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