what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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