I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
nutella sex= disaster
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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