I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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