ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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