I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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