well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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