after a month anything with tits is on the radar
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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