Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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