yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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