on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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