So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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