question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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