And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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