i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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