is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
why is half of my head shaved?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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