this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
