There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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