Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
My vagina is very pro this idea
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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