i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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