its not stalking. its research.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
