nutella sex= disaster
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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