I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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