Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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