Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
