Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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