If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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