the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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