when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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