rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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