I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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