is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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