We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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