My boss' voice literally gives me gas
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
