It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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