their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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