normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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