I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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