Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
