I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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