We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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