i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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