I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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