morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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