Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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