He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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