i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
