I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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