It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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