i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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