Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm experimenting with sincerity
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
