You're completely useless in the revolution.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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